I'd love for SixxSeven to do a radio spot where she imitates the Oprah shout (like when she says "Joooohhhnnnn Trraaaaavvoooolltaaaaaa!!") and says "Daaaaaarrrrrkkkkk Ssssppppaaarrrrrkkle!" (I'm totally not kidding....)

Wow, thanks for the Dark Sparkle last night. Totally fun. It was way past my bedtime but they kept playing such good music that I couldn't leave for a half an hour past my ETD. You know I definitely had to go when I left during a Siouxsie song.... My legs are a little sore today from all the non-stop dancing. Can I sue Dark Sparkle for that?

I was so happy (um, but, like, darkly happy....) that they played "But Not Tonight." That's my favorite DM song. I was going to try and start a "What Depeche Mode songs should they play at the next Dark Sparkle?" thingy in here to keep the theme going, but I got distracted by a shiny piece of tinfoil and forgot.

OK, if someone dances really close to you and kind of gyrates around you, does that mean that they want to totally make out with you? I think I might be learning..... So if someone dances by you does that give you permission to ram your tongue down their throat? Or are you supposed to wait for them to make the first move?

I loved Margo's hair last night. And speaking of great hair, someone tell that really tall guy with the floppy hair that he better watch his back from now on. He has the most amazing hair, and I always wanted hair like that, so I'm going to hide a Weed Whacker in my bangs and cut his hair off and then turn around and show it to him because I'm so jealous.

I don't know if the next event's date is top secret or not, but I realized when I got home that I will actually be back on that date so I will be able to rock it up in the club. I will be totally jet-lagged, but willing and able to participate.